Overheard at L&B Spumoni Gardens

Man 1, sitting at a table waiting for Man 2.

Man 2 approaches. "Hey, they are out of pizza."

Man 1: What? How.

Man 2: Nah, just kidding. What do you want?

Man 1: A square.

Man 1 watches Man 2 walk away.

Man 1: I gotta shoot this guy.

a few minutes later...

A car alarm goes off. Woman 1 clicks her keys to turn it off. 

The car alarm goes off again. She turns it off.

The alarm goes off a third time. Again, she turns it off.

The car alarm goes off again.  She immediatly stands, faces the car and says, "oh fuck you!"